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Check Norris is the cooles guy on earth!!!

A few point that will enlight you:

• Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris’ sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
• The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’s fist.
• The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
• God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.
• For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

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