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Friday, February 20th, 2009

Check Norris is the cooles guy on earth!!!

Chuck Norris

A few point that will enlight you:

  • Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris’ sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
  • The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’s fist.
  • The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
  • God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.
  • For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

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Another fist

Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007

There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ Beard. There is only another fist.

Pain

Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007

The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

Sleep

Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Evolution

Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Kills people

Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007

Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.