Chuck Norris - News
Friday, February 20th, 2009Check Norris is the cooles guy on earth!!!
A few point that will enlight you:
- Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris’ sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
- The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’s fist.
- The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
- God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.
- For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
