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Archive for February, 2009

Things Men Know About Women

Thursday, February 26th, 2009
  1. Women have breasts

Chuck Norris - News

Friday, February 20th, 2009

Check Norris is the cooles guy on earth!!!

Chuck Norris

A few point that will enlight you:

  • Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris’ sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
  • The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’s fist.
  • The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
  • God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.
  • For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

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The Snail

Friday, February 20th, 2009

Rushhour in France - stupid, slow snail!!!

Nice Library

Tuesday, February 17th, 2009

Google Street View allows to see other places. So you can see this cool style of th library. :-)

I love you more than…

Saturday, February 14th, 2009

The very best present for the valentines day: http://iloveyoumorethanblank.com

Looking for authors

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009

Well, I think you see - the last article is a bit old. I’ve got less time - so if you want to put your fun-stuff in here, mail me!

Email: project AT enlightware DOT com