Funsturbation

Q: What did the blonde say when she saw a herd of elephants walking across the plains with sunglasses on?

A: Nothing, she didn’t recognize them.

There is no chin under Chuck Norris’ Beard. There is only another fist.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.

The most importaint message - The Funsturbation-Blog is online. Online, in this case, means that it is new.

Yes it’s true - Now and here - you can get funny news, jokes, sayings, pictures and so on.

…so have FUN!!!

Ditha